The Hall of Horrors

This was a big weekend for me. Friday was filled with excitement as I started my Friday by watching the BYU basketball game. A co-worker was kind enough to give me his ticket because he couldn't attend. After I got my free ticket and enjoyed watching the Cougars slaughter house Rice I felt a surge of euphoria. I thought that nothing could stop the football team. I didn't sleep very well at night, it was like waiting for Santa Claus to come bursting down the chimney to bring a win for the Cougars (good thing LaNell doesn't have a chimney and I don't like sharing the cookies!) I was in such a good mood Saturday morning that I had made a big breakfast for my ungrateful roommates who seemed to be laughing at me due to outbursts of song & dance. We decided to do a video to commemorate BYU's win that was already in the bag (or so I thought, maybe I'm mentally retarded.) Just so everyone knows, my roommate Katie attended the University of Utah.

You Ain't Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants!

First off I just want to laugh at the fact that so many people complained about there being no blog entry so I put one up and then no one comments just because I use the word nigger. If thats all it takes so that I can end this silly masquerade of mindless chatter then I will be using that and other words more.



I was trying to think of what to talk about, I really wanted to talk about the BYU game that LaNell & I went to but LaNell's head was in the clouds thinking about Prince Charming and so she forgot the camera. Its sad because our seats were so good that I got to touch the hem of Jimmer's shirt (Don't mind me, I'm just slightly twiterpated!)The game was fun and luckily we won, thanks to Cummard.



I thought that I would take a moment to tell a sad story that LaNell has been nagging me to tell for ages now. Fortunately there is no picture to go along with it but I'm sure if Michael had a camera he would have been more than happy to snap a shot of me in a moment of embarassment!!!! LaNell likes to call me chuckles, tragically my insessant laughter problem caught up with me one day when I was hanging out with Michael. We had gone to lunch over in Chico and then decided to walk around in a park. For some reason Michael decided that he wanted to be the funniest person in the world. Of coarse as the jokes became increasingly funnier I could not stop laughing to the point of heart attack. I couldn't breathe and I had indulged in several Dr. Peppers so I was telling Michael to stop or I was going to pee my pants. He of coarse found this hilarious and continued. Of coarse the breaking point was when I realized that I should have invested in a package of Pampers! I didn't know what to do, I was frantically searching for a restroom but there was only a gathering hall that was being used by a wedding reception. So I had to do what any chubby girl would do and that is to charge into the reception and quickly find a bathroom. Luckily no one stopped me to inquire about my attire, I guess they thought that I was just there to indulge in the cake. Luckily I didn't have too bad an accident but I did think about murdering Michael & investing in a catheter. So in the words of Billy Madison, "you ain't cool unless you pee your pants!"

I've been tagged by Pops

Sorry Raeanne that it took me so long to respond to the tag. By the way, you should not be sleeping on your stomach, its horrible for your neck!!!!! 7 weird things, are you sure thats it because I could probably write a Pulitzer Prize winning novel. Here is goes:

1. I really can't find my way out of a paper bag!
2. I love water! Michael might be the only one to think thats weird!
3. I like black people more than white people.
4. I have a weird phobia about washing my hands (I do it like 20 - 30 times a day!)
5. I talk to myself all of the time (I guess that is because there is no one better to talk to! haha)
6. I didn't learn how to whistle until I was 19.
7. I love to wear flip flops year around.

Why I Love Dogs More Than People!

Maybe its my old age or maybe its because I've decided not to care if people get offended if I should choose to not like them. The other day I was informed that its alright if I don't want to get married as long as I get a dog. For the first time the marital advice was good!! Here are the reasons for me being bias towards dogs.

1. Unconditional love 24 - 7

2. They don't come with baggage.

3. They don't require diamonds or trucks, just a nice t-bone steak once in a while.

4. They don't act self righteous and express opinions that no one cares about.

5. If its a black dog you can call it nigger and it won't pull a blade out on you.

6. Doesn't judge its master even if the master happens to be chubby.

7. You don't have to share your chocolate with it (it can kill them!

8. There is no binding contract, the animal can be taken away at any time if you are displeased with it.

I forgot to add that they are usually adorable like Brewer up here (sorry I took your picture Jana) Alas, I cannot own a dog for fear of LaNell shooting it on site (yes she would!!!!)